Archive for 8/1/11 - 9/1/11

winnie the pooh dan Yon .

August 26, 2011 § 0



ok sudah la, aku tak larat nak gelak baca buku nota Winnie The Pooh zaman aku sekolah rendah dulu.

ada nota penulisan BM, (membuktikan aku memang mencintai subjek itu) , ada nama orang lewat mai sekolah pagi-pagi (aku prefek yang sedia maklum sangat hensem), jangan lupa jugak pada senarai nama panggilan kawan-kawan (macam-macam...Al-Aurat la, Black Bontot la, Tiang Letrik, Petro la...Gardening, Itik...hahahahaha!lol).



hehe. tak lupa jugak...drabbles! ohhhohoho. dokter falsampah gitu..

oh aku rindukan zaman itu. tapi malangnya aku payah nak ingat benda-benda yang dah lepas. perlu ada orang ingatkan aku, baru boleh.
tu pun belum tentu jugak, kena-kena memang aku lupa semua sekali. sebut pi la klu apa pun memang aku takkan ingat.

OH MAAF lah. :P






pompa bensin

August 18, 2011 § 0




oh rupanya Azma Aizal Yusof vokalis Pompa Bensin ni. :)



POMPA BENSIN is a special project band formed in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia in 2009. The group consists of Azma Aizal Yusof (vocals) and AG (bass, guitar, keyboards & percussion), Andra Ahmad (Vocals & guitar) and Aidan Alicia (vocals).


salam nuzul quran.

August 17, 2011 § 0


assalamualaikum. salam nuzul quran.

hari ni aku bangun awal.
penuh kerahmatan agaknya. sekarang dah nak dekat pukul 9 pagi, hmm...satgi cahaya matahari dah naik menerik tinggi. jadi aku rasa baik aku tulis entri ni cepat-cepat dan tidur balik.


saja. nak kacau google lah hari ni.

selalunya kalau ada special apa-apa, mesti google ada artwork kat homepage dia tu.
hari festival lain suka sungguh dia sambut.sedangkan besday abang Les Paul dia buleh embed app guitar yang kool tahap gaban itu. hehe.

saja jentik google hari ni.tapi nuzul quran takdak la pulak apa-apa. hari raya pun belum tentu ada, heh. oleh itu,


"andai aku t'lah dewasa, "(menyanyi sat)


.....


ish. nak buat apa?
sekarang pun boleh, hantar surat layang dekat Larry Page dengan Sergey Brin.






hahahhaha.ok. dah nak tidoq. mari beribadat.

i'm against human trafficking.

August 15, 2011 § 0



It was just yesterday that I updated my status on facebook about human trafficking.
Then today, my lecturer gave us questionnaires about this particular issue.

and there was the post about Click Five's "Dont Let Me Go" , also campaigning about the same thing. :)

(see, i'm actually a psychic!)

hahaha. jk.






I hate people who exploits others for their own benefit. THE DIRTIEST SOURCE OF MONEY THAT I TOTALLY CAN'T TOLERATE AT ALL.

I dont want 'em to lose hope.





by Yon Yusuff.


cerita sedih yang buat aku geram

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LAGI KES DERA -
Bapa Pukul Anak Kerana Anak Nak Pakai Tudung!!





Aku mengeliat sepuas puasnya. Nasib baik takder siapa nampak cara aku mengeliat. Mahu jatuh saham aku huhu.

Tiba tiba aku teringat kisah semalam. Airmata terus berlinang. Terasa amat sayu dan sedih. Salah ke kalau aku nak pakai tudung? Naper abah tak benarkan? Buat pengetahuan korang, bapak aku ni jenis orang yang sibuk giler. Businessman yang sentiasa sibuk. Mak aku dah takder. Meninggal dunia lama dah. Sedih sangat sangat.

Dari jendela, kelihatan cahaya matahari mula menjeluskan diri ke celah celah langsir tingkap. Jam dah 11:00 pagi. Perut lapar.

Aku bangun capai tuala, masuk bilek mandi.

Lepas mandi, aku belek belek tubuhku pada cermin. Alangkah lebih cantik kalau aku bertudung. Aku nekad! Aku akan protes habis habisan kalau bapa aku tak nak juga bagi pakai tudung. Aku sanggup lari dari rumah. Demi kebaikan yang aku pilih. Lantak la dengan ahli keluarga aku yang lain lain. Semuanya tak nak pakai tudung! Tapi aku nak!!!!

Aku turun ke bawah. Baru jea nak buka tudung saji atas meja, terdengar bunyi kereta masuk garaj. Aku jenguk melalui tingkap dan nampak bapa aku balik. Aikkkk, apahal bapa balik awal ni???

Dalam masa yang sama, aku rasa inilah masa yang terbaik untuk desak bapa aku benarkan aku pakai tudung. Now or never!

Bila bapa aku buka jea pintu, aku bersalam dengannya dan tanpa lengahkan masa, aku kata, ""Daddy, cheq nak pakai tudung. Cheq nak!"

Bapak aku terus jegil sebesar besarnya. Macam ada api keluar! Pangggggggggggggggg ggg. Bapa aku hayun penampar ke muka aku! Tersepok aku di celah set sofa.

"Aduhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh....sampai hati daddy! Cheq tau la daddy rasa malu kalau cheq pakai tudung. Salah ke kalau cheq nak tutup aurat cheq? Kalau adik dan abg tak nak...."

Pangggggggggggggggg gggg....! Aku labuh pelempang ke muka aku sekali lagi sebelum aku abis bercakap.

"Hang jangan nak bagi aku malu naaaa! Hang jangan nak buat pasai! Hang nak pakai tudung buat apa??? Dah 100 kali aku habaq, LELAKI TAK PAYAH PAKAI TUDUNG, LELAKI TAK PAYAH PAKAI TUDUNG!!! Tu la, bila time kelas agama, hang ponteng! Nama hang aku boh "Razali", tup tup lekat jadi ZAZA sahaja! Memang la dalam rumah ni semuanya tak bertudung sebab adik hang tu lelaki! Abang hang pun lelaki jugak!".

Aku yang tersepuk celah sofa, terus menangis terkedu kedu. Dah la sakit kena tampar, kena pelempang. Tudung pun tak dapat jugak.

SALAH KAH AKU? SALAH KAH AKUUUUUUUU! OOOOO tidakkkkkkkkkkkkk!




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KWANG3X.. TEKUN BACA HEH , DARI ATAS .... RELEX LAR BEB .. AKU PUN DA TERKENA

X KAN NAK KENA SORANG2 PLAKKKKKKKKKKKK ....






~di atas ini adalah straight copypaste dari emel Cikgu Nazri. XD

modifying ; somehow it became a hobby.

August 11, 2011 § 2




ok selalunya student comp science akan dapat soalan ni masa part 1.
aku tak tau la kot student kat uitm merbok ja study benda ni.hahaha.

DCS1E, ingat dak Miss Fizah (sekarang dah Madam. we weeeeet) ada bagi kita soalan ni!
aku hangin betui kat soalan pokok krismas ni dulu.




Question :

please display this using borland c++.


*
**
***
****
*****
******
*******
********
*********

hehe.
dan lepas tu mesti ada soalan lanjutan ;

please alter your code so that it will become like this.


**********
*********
********
*******
******
*****
****
***
**
*


HAHAHA. OK THIS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES.
down the lane down the lane~~~~~


actually aku bukan nak share coding untuk display output kat atas tu.
tapi aku sebonanyo nak share "ecano nak buat bontok dayamond?"
meh aku translate maksud bahasa ulaq aku tu.

"MACAM MANA NAK BUAT BENTUK DIAMOND?"



hohohoho.

seronok la coding ni. tambah-tambah lagi c++.
^____^

lepas ni aku share coding virus pulak. dah try kat MK.

disebabkan aku rasa junior-junior yang akan pi bengkel esok tu for sure la taktau aku ada blog, maka aku nak post coding tu kat sini.(eleh, bukan nak bagi sebagai soalan pun. mampuih perah otak nak jawab doooo)



#include
#include

void main()
{
int x,y,z;
clrscr();
for(x=1;x<=15;x++)
{
for(y=x;y<15;y++)
cout<<" ";
z=2*x-1;
while(z>=1)
{
cout<<"*";
z--;
}
cout<<""< }
for(x=14;x>=1;x--)
{
for(y=x;y<15;y++)
cout<<" ";
z=2*x-1;
while(z>=1)
{
cout<<"*";
z--;
}
cout<<""< }


getch();
}



errr...somehow aku takleh nak outputkan jugak header #include kat atas tu.
so aku pakai conio.h ngan iostream.h
STANDARD la.....


dont let me go - clickfive

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what do i think of the song?
yep.

"my words, does it make any difference?".




never ending story;poetic.

August 05, 2011 § 0



손 닿을 수 없는 저기 어딘가
Where is that place that my hand can’t reach..
오늘도 넌 숨쉬고 있지만
Today, you’re also breathing.. but..
너와 머물던 작은 의자위엔
On the small chair where I used to be with you
같은 모습의 바람이 지나네
The same figures passed by the wind..
너는 떠나며 마치 날 떠나가듯이
If you leave, it’s as if you’re leaving me
멀리 손을 흔들며
From far away, (my) hands wave
언젠간 추억에 남겨져 갈꺼라고
Someday.. it will leave its prints in my memory(ies)
.
그리워하면 언젠간 만나게 되는
If (you) miss, someday.. you (will) meet (come to meet)
어느 영화와 같은 일들이 이뤄져가기를
Like in the movies, these things become reality
힘겨워한 날에 너를 지킬수 없었던
I couldn’t protect you in a hard day (beyond my power)
아름다운 시절속에 머문 그대이기에
you, in that beautiful time (season, moment)

너는 떠나며 마치 날 떠나가듯이
If you leave, it’s as if you’re leaving me
멀리 손을 흔들며
From far away, (my) hands wave
언젠간 추억에 남겨져 갈꺼라고
Someday.. it will leave its prints in my memory(ies)

그리워하면 언젠간 만나게 되는
어느 영화와 같은 일들이 이뤄져가기를
힘겨워한 날에 너를 지킬 수 없었던
아름다운 시절속에 머문 그대여



C++ For Beginners ; BB and P

August 03, 2011 § 0





^ This is the poster for C++ for Beginners program.

Sadly only a few can participate. Max up to 35 people. How I wish everyone could attend this.






^ And the button badges for participants.
Went through a lot of trouble for this. (X.X)




by Yon Yusuff.
finally golden fingers is back.


Woman 1.0 ; Source Code is Fun

August 01, 2011 § 0






SourceCode for Woman 1.0





//please dont forget to include "< >" below on cstdio and so on.

#include cstdio
#include girlfriends
#include money
#include make-up
#include clothes
#include car
#include brain
#include love
using namespaces std;

int main(void)
{
int iCount=0;
float fVal,fTotal = 0.00,fMin,fMax;
printf("Please enter your bank account value ("I don't know what I want" to exit)");
scanf("%f",&fVal);
fMin = fVal = 1000000;
fMax >= fVal;
while(fVal != 0.00)
{
iCount++;
fTotal += fVal;
if(fMin > fVal)
fMin = fVal;
if(fMax <= fVal)
fMin = fVal;
printf("Please enter the brand name and model of your car ("Owner is dead" to exit)");
scanf("%f",&fVal);
}
do{
printf("1.Count of cars\n");
printf("2.Total of car's power\n");
printf("3.Average of bank account (BA) sum\n");
printf("4.Min of BA sum\n");
printf("5.Max of BA sum\n");
printf("Please enter your choice:\n");
scanf("%d",&iChoice
}while(iChoice < 1 || iChoice > 5);
switch(iChoice)
{
case 1:
printf("You entered %d cars",iCount);
break;
case 2:
printf("\nTotal of vehicle's power is %9.2f\n",fTotal);
break;
case 3:if(iCount == 0)
printf("\nCan not calculate how many shoes could be bought with 0 leva\n");
else
printf("\Average of values is %100.2f\n");
break;
case 4:
printf("\nMin of values is %10.2f\n",fMin);
break;
default:
printf("\nMax of values is %1000.2f\n",fMax);
}
printf("\nYou entered %d values!\n",iCount);
printf("\nTotal of values is %9.2f\n",fTotal);
if (iCount == 0)
printf("\nCan not calculate average of 0 shoes\n");
else
printf("\Average of values is %9.2f\n",fTotal/iCount);
printf("\nMin of values is %9.2f\n",fMin);
printf("\nMax of values is %9.2f\n",fMax);

system("TERMINATE THINKING PROCESS");
return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}








OOPS!

Unexpected error: '','' - unknown libraries.
Please, contact your system administrator for more information at this address: mother_nature@earth.mw
Woman 1.0 is full of unknown errors. Shutdown if you're tired of trying to boot.




the smiling princess.

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Birth Name: Stephanie Hwang /스테파니 황

Korean name: Hwang Mi Young / 황미영

Date of Birth: August 1, 1989 (21 yrs old/22 in Korean)





Tiffany Hwang,





HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WIFEY.






i promise to cherish you next to harry potter and my piles of animes.
girl, you're one of the most beautiful person i ever stumbled upon virtually on the net, inside & out. call me delusional, call me crazy netizen fan, call me excessive hormonal raging kid, all that i know is Tiffany Hwang... i love you.

and happy birthday. :)
please take care of yourself.